.... why is it only performers who receive applause? Last night I saw 'Total Football' at the Barbican and loved it. But at the end when everyone was clapping and the actors bowing, it dawned on me how much more motivating it would be for the general workforce if we all received a round of applause at the end of our shifts. I realise this additional burden on our hands could have health and safety implications and there may be some increased cost for the employer in terms of hand cream, but I think the benefits outweigh the deficits. How exhilarating would it be for the shop assistant who had spent all day standing in the luggage section of a department store if, on clocking off, his colleagues praised his enthusiasm for a five-piece Carlton luggage set by noisily pressing hand to hand? Or, perhaps the middle manager in an office supply firm, who is lauded at clocking off time for his attention to detail with that day's staple order. You may snigger, but don't imagine that the world of office supply is without that frisson that has us all reaching for the air conditioning controls to cool down. I, myself, am currently enthused by the search for a slimline pedestal, both lockable and sleek. The Rolls Royce of storage; its mere picture in the catalogue causing me to rev up the cool air dial on the atmospheric control panel.
Thinking through the logistics of my plan, there is a danger that it may delay the workforce leaving the building after their shift, if we all have to wait in line for our accolade. So, how about an automated round of applause that we activate ourselves on leaving? Or an automated message of some sort? Automated announcements litter our lives daily and are virtually part of the family. For many of us, they fill the major part of our conversational day. Who, after their shift, wouldn't want to shut down their PC, grab their coat and head for the tour to be greeted by the trusty announcement "unexpected item in bagging area"? I know I would. Perhaps we could have a series of options on the control panel. After a good day, we could select "Notes are dispensed below the counter" to give us a little encouragement. If the employee is a little overweight, they could leave to the sound of "Your mailbox is over its limit". Subliminal messages for a healthier workforce. The applications are endless. Thank you for reading this blog. Applause please!
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